The Receptionist
Answers every missed call, text, DM and web form in under a minute — day, night, weekend. Qualifies the job, books it, and pulls you in the moment a human is actually needed.
Each one is a system already running in a real business. Yours is rebuilt against your data, your rates and your tone — same price, whichever you pick.
Answers every missed call, text, DM and web form in under a minute — day, night, weekend. Qualifies the job, books it, and pulls you in the moment a human is actually needed.
Takes a quote request with photos or job notes, asks the questions you would have asked, prices it off your own rate card, and sends a branded estimate while the lead is still warm.
Works your receivables the way you never get around to: polite on day one, firm by day thirty. Logs every promise to pay and shuts up the second the money lands.
Asks for the review at the one moment the customer is happiest. Unhappy customers get routed privately to you first, so the complaint never becomes a one-star.
Builds a targeted list every morning, verifies the emails, runs the sequence, tracks replies and bounces, and hands you only the people who wrote back.
Watches every open job against the clock you set. When something is about to blow its window, you hear about it before the customer does.
Researches, writes and publishes SEO articles on a schedule, and checks each one against everything you have already published so you never compete with yourself.
Every new product gets a real description, alt text, and meta tags in your voice, pushed live without you opening the admin.
Sales, cash, top movers, and what moved against last week — in your inbox or Slack before you finish the first coffee. No dashboard to log into.
Counts what you have against what you sell, flags what runs out this week, and drafts the reorder so you only have to say yes.
Notices when a good customer goes quiet or crosses a spend threshold, and sends exactly the right offer — while catching the people gaming your codes.
Broken links, downtime, failed checkouts, silent form errors. It watches all of it around the clock, and you hear it from the system instead of a customer.
These twelve are the ones enough businesses asked for that they got a part number. If the job you want handled is specific to how you work, that is normal — describe it on a call and we will tell you in twenty minutes whether it can be built and what it takes.
Five hundred dollars, live in about a week, with a delivery date in writing. If the date slips, the build continues at no additional cost until it runs.